All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
A GIRL JUST LEFT HER NUMBER ON NIALL’S INSTAGRAM PICTURE GUESS WHO’S BACK IN THE GAME
This is one of those things that, against knowledge and logic, I have always felt to be true.
jfc same, not ashamed to admit it either
walked right into that one